What were you doing with Carol just now?
Just talking.
Oh, a secret, huh?
Well let me ask you something. How does it work around here?
Are we all the same, or are some of us better than others?
You like to play favorites, huh, King?
No. I like all you guys equally.
Don't give me that. I can see how it is.
The King has a favorites, that's really cute.
Stop!
Do you have a favorite color?
Hey, can I be your favorite color?
You know what?
You can't do that back to me.
If we're upset, your job is not to get upset back at us.
Our job is to be upset.
If I get mad and wanna eat you, then you have to say,
"Oh, okay! You can eat me! I love you!"
"Whatever makes you happy, Judith. "
That's what you're supposed to do.
Come on, Max. Let's go get those sticks.
Yeah... okay.
I hope you heard me, King.
Yeah, he heard you, Judith. Everyone always hears you.
You think you have power, K.W.? That's not real power.
I'm talking to you!
No! Not you! I'm still talking to K.W.!
Don't worry about Judith. She's...
...a downer.
Now you figure it out.
Hey, you should talk to Bob and Terry about it.
Come on!
King!
Seriously, they're really smart.
They have the answers to everything.
Hold on. Hold on. I'm coming!
Well, what do you think?
This is Bob and Terry.
They love it, when I do this to them.
Bob, Terry, this is Max...
...he's the biter I was telling you about.
Say hi.
Hi.
He wanted to ask you guys some advice.
Go ahead, they're not judgmental.
You mean just ask them?
Yeah.
They say it's better for you...
...if you can ask the question in seven words.
Okay...
How.
Do.
I. Make.
Everyone.
O. Kay.
Oh, yeah. I didn't think of that.
Wow, they really get to the heart of it, don't they?
Aren't they great?
What if they came and lived with us?
Bob, Terry, why don't you come live with us?
We're building something great!
Oh, good! Right, Max?
What about Carol?
He's Carol.
I can like him and still be friends with Bob and Terry.
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Hey, Douglas!
Hey, where's Carol?
He's in the fort. Aft section, main chamber.
Carol! Carol! The fort looks great!
Yeah, thanks, we were all working really hard on it.
- Where have you been? - Well... I...
K.W. took me to see her friends Bob and Terry.
They really wanna meet you. They may even stay over.
Oh, this is the famous Bob and Terry?
What? K.W. told you about me?
- Hey, guys. - What did she say?
Really?
Precious little Bob and Terry get carried.
Excuse me, my voice? Oh, thank you!
Well, thank you. You know, sometimes I...
I know. I know. I'm a very lucky man.
Hey, do you guys know any jokes?
Who's there?
Loud interrupting cow...
That's hilarious!
They're amazing, K.W.
Max, what's wrong with the fort?
I thought you said it would be automatic.
What?
I thought you said if anybody got in here we didn't want,
...the fort would automatically cut their brains out.
Carol?
Oh, well...
I thought that then, but...
I kinda decided that if we know them, they should keep their brains.
Even if we don't know them that well...
I think you should apologize to Bob and Terry.
I don't apologize to owls.
Owls are stupid!
Carol, that's hateful.
Why did you bring them here?
This place was supposed to be for us!
They're not sleeping in our pile!
Gee, you're the best king ever.
You've changed everything.
Hey, Carol.
I don't get why she likes them so much.
And I couldn't even understand what they were saying...
...all I heard was squeaking.
I couldn't really understand what they were saying either.
- Really? - Yeah.
Now everybody's mad at me.
Is there anything you can do to...
You know...
There's something I like to do, that sometimes makes me feel better.
What is it?
Okay, we're gonna have a war!
And we are gonna completely clobber each other!
- Clobber each other? - Yeah, with huge dirt clods.
I used to do it a ton when I was a little kid.
Yeah, we haven't had a dirt clod fight in a long time...
Yeah, it's the best way to have a fun together.
Yeah, life was simpler back then, with the dirt clods.
- Yeah. - So who wants to be a bad guy?
Okay. I'll pick one then.
- Okay you're a bad guy. - Yeah, saw that coming.
And then... you're definitely a bad guy.
- What? Damn. - And you can pick one other.
I'm bad... really.
- Okay. We pick you. - No.
No, I can't be a bad guy. I'm the king.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a bad guy! I'm a bad guy!
- Okay. You can be a bad guy. - I'm a bad guy!
- Judy, I'm with you. - Yeah. I heard.
And you...
- He's with you. - Am I a good guy?
Yes, of course, you have the best arm.
Hey, where were you?
I was just making sure, Bob and Terry still have their brains.
- K.W.! - They do.
Hey K.W., you wanna be on my team?
- We're the bad guys. - No, no... no, no.
You're with us. You're a good guy.
Hey, come on. K.W., be a good guy.
Okay. So, you're on my team.
You and me and Carol.
Hi, K.W.
So what we are gonna do is we're gonna try to kill the bad guys...
...by beaning them in the head with these dirt clods.
We're gonna try to find the biggest pieces...
You didn't see that coming!
- Run! - Yeah. You'd better run!
Hey, wait! We didn't make the official starting noise!
Alright, come on!
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Look out for the bad guys!
We got them pinned down! They can't even move!
- Fire on three! - Okay!
One, two, three!
You guys are gonna...
Wait, wait... wait, wait! I have an idea!
Come out!
No!
Why not?
Because you're gonna hit us in the head with dirt.
Come out!
No!
Why not?
Because when I said you were gonna hit us in the head with dirt,
...you didn't say anything.
That means you're planning to hit us in the head with dirt.
Man, they really have us figured out.
Yeah.
Okay! Let's go!
Charge!
Come on!
Ira, help! Get Carol.
Oh, good shot. I'm gonna get you!
Hey, who threw Richard?
Well, he's on our team now.
- Gotcha! - No animals!
It really hurts. It's hurting!
- Yeah! - Hold!
- Hey, Douglas. Get the goat. - Okay.
- Knock his legs out! - I got it.
That's cheating. I'm not gonna play anymore.
- Alexander, come on! - Do it again.
- Okay. - Fight with us!
That's... That's not fair.
- Are you crazy? - You're supposed to get hit, it's a war.
That wasn't fair. Douglas hit me when I was hurt.
You can't hit someone, when they're hurt.
- I quit. - Get back in here right now.
Alex! Count to ten.
- Things will be better. - Alexander, don't you cry!
If I count to ten then you'll be gone, Ira?
- Don't you dare talk to Ira the way I do! - Knock it off!
That's my eye!
Come on!
Look out! Duck!
Yeah!
Oh, Carol, I'm sorry.
What happened? Somebody stepped on your head?
What are you doing?
What?
You stepped on my head!
What do you mean? It's a war!
Douglas just did it.
Yeah, but he did it by accident. You did it on purpose!
And he didn't step on the face part of my head!
It was a joke.
I was just joking.
Sure you were.
Like you aren't always looking for the opportunity to step on my head.
Because that's what you do.
Fine, fine. You know what?
This is exactly why I don't ever wanna do anything with you anymore.
Go ahead.
Step on my head.
No. Forget it. I'm not going to step on your head...
...just to make you feel better.
Let's go, Douglas.
Carol, I think you did the right thing...
...you know, not stepping on her head.
Thanks, Max. But I'm done.
I don't know, why I came back here.
I'm glad I met you, I guess.
So King. What's going on?
This is how you rule a kingdom? Everyone fighting?
The bad guys feel bad. Everyone feels bad.
Yeah. I'm still sorta dizzy and my eyeballs feel loose.
Oh, can it, Ira? Everyone's eyeballs feel loose.
No!
Max will bring K.W. back.
He'll keep us all together.
He has powers. He told us.
Right, Max?
Show us.
Oh, somebody broke the king.
I don't get it.
Oh, wait, I do. It's stupid.
I think he's done now.
That's what we waited for?
Carol?
Hi.
Is that from the dirt clods?
Yeah.
It's from when you had Douglas hit me.
I'm sorry about that.
It's okay.
No one really listens to you, huh?
Oh, you've noticed.
Yeah. I guess you're not...
...used to that being a king and all.
I really messed this place up.
You're not really a king, huh?
You're just regular.
I knew it.
I don't even know if there's such a thing as...
...a king who can do all the things you said.
Look...
I don't care.
Just don't ever let Carol find out.
Why did you leave us?
Hey, Max.
What's that?
Well, I was thinking we needed a place...
...where the king is secret.
Like a... Like a secret chamber for the king.
Well, I don't understand... What...
Well, you know like a... like a small place.
With a door that's not so big.
I don't know...
I didn't picture it with a secret doors.
What if it were a big place with big secret doors?
That... That's not really how it would be done.
It's more like... it's like a...
About that big?
Everybody, get out here!
Wake up!
Everybody wake up!
And get out here!
- Ira, what is that? - Everybody wake up!
It's Carol.
I knew this was gonna happen.
It's all wrong.
It wasn't supposed to be like this.
Judith, what's happening right now?
Judith?
Wake up and come out here.
What is it?
- Get out here! - What's he talking about?
It's wrong!
I can't even look at it.
- What is it? - The fort.
- We gotta tear the fort down. - What?
- It wasn't supposed to be like this! - No, Carol.
You said we were all going to sleep together in a real pile,
...and now you want a secret room...
...and K.W. is gone for good.
And now I have to worry if the sun is gonna die.
- The sun? - Look at it. It didn't come up!
- It's dead. - What?
- Oh, my God! - Dead!
- Carol, stop! - It's dead! It's dead.
- You're scaring everybody. - It's morning.
The sun's not dead. It's just nighttime.
How do you know? I can't trust what you say.
Everything keeps changing.
Alright, come on, Douglas. We're ripping it down.
Carol, we're not ripping the fort down!
It was supposed to be a place...
...where only things you wanted to have happen would happen.
Come on, Douglas, do what I tell you.
No! We all live here, not just you.
It's everybody's. It's Judith and Ira and everybody.
Oh, finally!
You were supposed to keep us safe.
You were supposed to take care of us, and you didn't.
- Carol? - I'm sorry!
- That's not good enough. - Carol?
You're a terrible King!
- Carol! - What?
He is not our King.
What?
Don't say that.
How could you say that? Don't you dare say that.
There's no such thing as a king.
Don't you say that!
He's just a boy...
...pretending to be a wolf pretending to be a king.
- That's not true! - He's just like us.
- Why don't I listen to myself? - No! No!
That's not true!
Look, I just went along with it because I knew you wanted it so much.
- Don't say that! - No! Carol, stop it!
Stop it! What are you doing?
- Carol! - What?
- That was my favorite arm. - Well, I was just holding on to it.
- You pulled away. - What?
- Carol, stop it! - You lied!
- You're out of control! - I'm not out of control!
You were supposed to take care of us. You promised.
I'll eat you up!
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Come back here!
Carol!
Max!
Come on. Come here.
Get in, get inside!
Get in. Crawl inside my mouth. I'll hide you!
- Hi, Richard. - Max!
- Where is he? - I don't know!
I can smell him!
I just want to talk to him.
- You're out of control! - I'm not out of control!
- You were gonna eat him! - No, no... I want...
I wasn't gonna...
I don't know... I just said it.
Am I as bad as he says I am?
Just go away.
I just wanted us all to be together...
Can you believe him?
He doesn't mean to be that way, K.W.
He's just scared.
Well, he only makes it harder.
And it's hard enough already.
But he loves you.
You're his family.
Yeah.
It's hard being a family.
I can't breathe that well in here.
Can you get me out?
I wish you guys had a mom.
I'm gonna go home.
Carol!
Max.
Well...
Yeah.
So whatever happened with you and the Vikings?
Well, in the end, I...
...had to leave.
Why?
I'm not a Viking or a king or...
...or anything.
So what are you?
I'm Max.
Well, that's not very much, is it?
Hey, Max?
Yeah?
When you go home will you say good things about us?
Yeah. Bye, Bull.
Thanks, Max.
You're the first king we haven't eaten.
Yeah, that's true.
See ya.
Bye, Max.
Bye.
Don't go.
I'll eat you up, I love you so.
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